'I would duct tape them to the bottom of her desk': Coworker keeps stealing bananas, employee claps back by hiding rotting ones under her desk

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    "Bananas Duct Taped to Coworker's Desk"J
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    Bananas Duct Taped to Coworkers Desk Right after college I worked in the marketing department for an NBA team and one of the the team secretary was an obnoxious middle age women and she would sit at her desk in the lobby all day and stuff her face with snacks from the break room and was generally unpleasant to all our coworkers.
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    Sometimes I would find my lunch that I kept in the employee fridge half eaten or things missing from it. One day I walked into the break room and saw her swapping her unripe green banana for my ripe banana I had packed for lunch. I never mentioned it to her and did this instead:
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    Over the next couple weeks I would bring about 10 extra bananas into work with me and I would duct tape them to the bottom of her desk. After about 3 weeks her area and the entire lobby started to really smell bad from the rotting bananas. She had no idea what the smell was and it drove her absolutely insane. She would have the maintenance guys come and check the air vents insisting something died in them, she even freaked out at the janitor saying he didn't do a good enough job cleaning. I work
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    Fast forward two years and I ran into my former supervisor from the team at a bar. We were talking and he told me that a few months after I left the janitor found a bunch of bananas under this secretaries desk. I filled him in on my little scheme and we had a great laugh. The next day I sent him a picture of me with a banana in my hand. He framed it and put it in the break room and it still hangs there to this day.
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    Coygon 7 hr. ago So you're saying you drove her bananas? (I'm sorry. I had to, by Reddit law.) 277 Reply Share
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    CJsopinion 6 hr. ago Your comment was rather a peeling.
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    Elder Terdkin 7 hr. ago No more comments can exist now, thanks bro lol
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    MamfieG 7 hr. ago Ahahaha!!! I love this level of petty, so delicious!
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    GabyJohnson-is-right. 7 hr. ago She slipped up the day she swapped the bananas!
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    tarpfitter 6 hr. ago Giving her a taste of her own banana.
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    rokkon-stonedar 3 hr. ago Only thing worse then the smell of rotting bananas is rotting potatoes. And to quickly get a potato to the rotting stage is to freeze it first. Do what you will with this information but be warned the smell is horrid.
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    Standard-Reception 90. 6 hr. ago Had me till the last two lines. Good job thought it was true. Very good read.
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    Environmental-kid101. 3 hr. ago I put som jam on the inside handle of my teammates drawers. He would all of a sudden have sticky on his hand and never knew where it came from. He thought it was from inside the drawer and cleaned it out several times.
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    BDF1062 hr. ago I just recently learned you can sign up for visitatation by Jehovah's witneses or Mormans online... I wouldn't recomend doing this to anybody but if you did and could record it...
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    CoderJoel 1 hr. ago Bananas for scale?

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